Jim Jarmusch will be directing the film of my book. We'll be having a torrid behind-the-scenes affair which will be the basis of my next book, the film of which will be directed by Michel Gondry. Michel and I will then have a torrid affair after which I'll write another book, and then Jen-Luc Godard will direct the film of that, and he'll die of a heart attack while we're having a torrid affair, at which point I'll write a memoir about him and retire comfortably, somewhere in the south of france.
I'm kind of over Tom Waits (too much college soundtrack), but those are some killer shoes.
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Jim Jarmusch will be directing the film of my book. We'll be having a torrid behind-the-scenes affair which will be the basis of my next book, the film of which will be directed by Michel Gondry. Michel and I will then have a torrid affair after which I'll write another book, and then Jen-Luc Godard will direct the film of that, and he'll die of a heart attack while we're having a torrid affair, at which point I'll write a memoir about him and retire comfortably, somewhere in the south of france.
I'm kind of over Tom Waits (too much college soundtrack), but those are some killer shoes.
i just laughed so hard that i almost threw up my coffee.
ahahhahaahahahaeeeheee
I'd love to be the filling in that Jarmusch-Waits sandwich. Hold the mayo!
seriously! it's the hair and the shoes.
meeeeoowwww!
It has ALWAYS been the hair and shoes :)
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