sometimes i just get fed up! you know?!?

i'm gonna say this once and then i won't say it again (except when i do). get angry with me if you must, but after that i don't wanna hear it. i'm stating my case once and for all.

dear robert pollard, doug martsch and lou barlow,
why are you guys systematically destroying an entire generation of young men?

PERPETRATOR: Robert Pollard


CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANITY: Proliferating the myth that any guy who noodles in his basement and/or garage can become a cult icon whose career spans more than two decades.

Why can't you guys just become elementary school teachers instead?


PERPETRATOR: Doug Martsch


CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANITY: Creating some absurd, unrealistic and, frankly, totally screwy idea of what it means to be a "sensative" woman-loving average guy.

Shut up, Doug. You're only cabable of loving the kind of women who break when you toss them over your knee. I could kick your ass in a fight. In a skirt. Loaded up on whiskey and cigarettes. No problem.



PERPETRATOR: Lou Barlow


CRIMES COMMITTED AGAINST HUMANITY: Here's where it gets tricky. I honestly love Lou Barlow. But I'm sick of his shit. He'll be all nice and normal and then all of a sudden he'll snap and direct all this psycho-aggressive bullshit at me (or any woman who's around), like the whole world and all its flaws is not only my responsibility but my fault.

Maybe if you learned to C-O-M-M-U-N-I-C-A-T-E you wouldn't have so much trouble dealing with the world.
And that is something that is NOT my problem, Lou.

xxxxooo
rogue